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Tipsy Ramblings

I have had too much alcohol. I’m not gonna wake up hurling and praying for death, but I will absolutely sleep late, then guzzle a huge glass of water before regretting a thing or two I said. I’m vomiting words here because I designed… Continue Reading “Tipsy Ramblings”

Things I Know to Be True

Our president is a useless fuckwit who deserves to rot in prison. Only one conspiracy theory is true: Melania has a stand-in for photo ops. GMOs are fine, and organic isn’t any better or healthier than non-organic. But Monsanto is evil. Chris Evans is… Continue Reading “Things I Know to Be True”